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Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his
mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she
finds the answer.
"You will die on an American holiday."
"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it
will be an American holiday!"
G.W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The
barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Clinton was quick to stop him saying, " No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been
in a whorehouse".
The second barber turned to Bush and said "how about you?"
Bush replied: "Go ahead, my wife Laura doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells
like."
First Annual Kabul Air Show Scheduled (AP)
Kabul, Afghanistan 17:52GMT - Sept. 25, 2001
Citizens of Afghanistan are reportedly looking forward with great anticipation to reports of an international air show to be held in the skies
over their nation.
An unnamed official informed us that "Now the rest of the world will look upon our beloved city with great honor just as they do Farnborough, England
and Paris, France", referring to the sites of two other famous international air shows.
The exact date and time of the upcoming Kabul International Air Show has not yet been announced. It is believed that event organizers feel that such an
announcement would detract from the fun of the celebration by, "spoiling the surprise".
Unlike most air shows the Kabul Air Show will feature almost no static ground displays but will have an unusually high number of aerial
demonstrations and fly-bys. "We are most pleased by this feature of our air show. Instead of a lot of different kinds of airplanes just sitting around
on the tarmac, the aircraft attending our show will actually be up in the air demonstrating what they do best!" we were told.
Participation will probably be heaviest by aircraft of the United States Air Force and Marine Corps. Including appearances by F-15's, F-16's, A-10's,
B-52's and Apache helicopters. It is rumored that opening ceremonies will feature a tomahawk-cruise fireworks display. A few B-2's, and F-117A's
may also help out in some unseen capacity.
Several other counties have expressed an interest in sending representatives. These include all nineteen nations in the NATO alliance as
well as Australia. The excitement generated for this gala event has even prompted the Israeli Air Force to apply for participation.
Of course, no one is more excited than the Afghan people themselves. Great numbers of them are in the streets of Kabul looking constantly heavenward in
gratitude for the historic event, which will soon take place in their skies. It has been observed that some are so concerned about missing the
show that even as they bow to the East they keep snatching worried glances towards the West. Thousands, in fact, have been seen leaving the city and
fleeing to the mountains carrying food and blankets - obviously anxious to get a good vantage point for the air show, and to make a picnic of it.
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